I have debt like Greece
and I eat McDonald's like an obese teenager
I'm bringing back retro like a pager
Sir,
look me in the eyes
Let's compromise like the NBA lockout
50/50 is fifty too little,
like Omar, I respect civilians until they disagree
then I civil engineer their way to Siberia
I re-wrote the criteria for crazy and got re-elected
if you feel disrespected then write a letter to your congressman on toilet paper
and send it up your @$$
that's right, I love to recycle
the way my Land Rover cuts through the grass, the shitty city in my rearview
Mmmm, relaxing
I love taxing, and guns, and fine restaurants
foie gras to my left and black truffle to my right,
if you have kobe beef, I'm ready for a fight.
[uninspired by European politicians of the past 2 years]
