The Secret To Knowing How To Have A Good Time

you are what you have

if you have your hands,

then pick up a beer

if you have your voice,

then say a toast

if you have your feet,

then walk out into a forest

pick some mushrooms

or berries

if you have your eyes,

then follow a path

until you are tired

and thirsty

if you have lips,

then take a sip of water

and if you have a butt,

then sit down

and rest

remember,

you are what you have

so enjoy this trip

and have a good time.