Status Update

Status update: I’m bored with facebook.

Do you like, dislike, or care to comment?

Or have you already moved on to the next revelation on your feed?

Sorry, I thought you were hungry.

And I thought we were friends--

After all, we’re tagged in 30 photos together yet you can’t remember my birthday

… unless you sign in.

Maybe facebook replaced my brain

Or maybe Mark Zuckerberg drained your memory and replaced it with Farmville strategy

Either way, I’m bored with facebook

I know too much about people I barely know

I know the girl from High School English class just had a baby,

Awesome!

And I know my freshman dorm neighbor just moved to Texas,

Stupendous!

Oh, and I know that if I ran into both of them on the street today, I would not recognize either one,

so… what’s the point?

Am I just one of 500 million cyber-stalkers roaming the internet?

Am I crazy?

I don’t know,

but if I figure it out, check my twitter for the answer!

#ohsnap