Letter to Obama

Dear President Elect Obama,

I am writing to congratulate you on winning an election that lasted longer than John McCain's captivity in Vietnam
You captured my attention and grabbed a hold of every ounce of hope I have left.
First you climbed the primary hill and left Hillary behind,
then you maimed the maverick and his Alaskan mate,
who for the sake of this country's fate will get dismembered by wild caribou in Juno right about.... now.

It was all very impressive, Mr. Obama.

I was with you from the beginning but my hope was thinning as election day neared
Not sure if Americans would vote for a inexperienced Senator with socialist tendencies and terrorist poker buddies, I was ready to join the masses and relocate to Canada.
oh, and you're black on top of all that!
my ticket was practically booked,
no matter how good the polls looked I was ready for anything.

And then... you won.

[to be continued]